Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu??
Ullu??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai???
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai???
dekha ho gaya na??
TIME WASTE!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Tamam bewaqufonko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place
For Me in ur Heart
I May come there any time
Your's Faithfully
"HearT attack"

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”
Hawa hi hawa hai.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Is it so small a thing
To have enjoyed the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done?

When March goes on forever,
And Aprils twice as long,
Who gives a damn if spring has come,
As long as winters gone.

I smile, of course,
And go on drinking tea,
Yet with these April sunsets, that somehow recall
My buried life, and Paris in the Spring,
I feel immeasurably at peace, and find the world
To be wonderful and youthful, after all.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Happy April Fool Day

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Happy April Fool Day!

mil gia, oay mil gia
mil gia
oay oay mil gia
mil gia , oay mil gia
April main mara SMS prny wala ik or bewaqof mil gia

1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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ye tha pehla tarika baki kal.

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Kia par Rahay ho?
Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha..:)

FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLjari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya
“O FOOL you are the most

BeautiFOOL,
WonderFOOL &
WolorFOOL
Among all FOOLS

Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can’t wait,
So,
CONGRATS…….

you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2008 :))

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega
April Fool....

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the FirstApril Fool of Year! 2008!

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!