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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga. |
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.... PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS ! |
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!! |
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya |
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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai, cow log grass eat
raheli hai, shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! |
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... |
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Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash.... |
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho,
sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho |
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. |
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
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Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty |
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apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai, jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey |
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Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam... |
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! |
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
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I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out! |
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When words fail... eyes work, when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?, samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU' |
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet! |
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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care. |
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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. |
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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! :=) |
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. |
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Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide |
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar |
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Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter! |
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Tu chand mangy main chand dy don,
Tu raat mange me raat dy don,
Tu dil mange me dil dy don,
Tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ke b limit hoti hy.. |
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Jab TuM Aayne Ke Paas Jate Ho To
Ayna Kehta Hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab TuM Ayne Se Dur Jate Ho To
Ayna Kehta Hai April Fool! April Fool!!! |
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! |
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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. Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega |
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No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya? |
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Dheeru Bhai Ambani
Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha..
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Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho
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Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya |
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Khuda ny Jb Tujy Banaya Ho ga
Confusion Ka moment Aya Ho ga
Kbi monkey to kabhi donkey bnana chaha ho ga
End main dono ka mix pasand aya ho ga |
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If One Day You Find Me Staring At You,
Its Not Cuz Ur Cute,
But My MoM Says Devil Have Tails And
I M Just Wondering Where Is Yours… |
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! |
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6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. |
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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE. |
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat to Ek he hy |
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Dil sy bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchiii.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchiii.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achiii. |
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I Am At The Police Station.
The Police Caught Me And
Filed A Case Against Me
“POSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS”.
I Am Doomed!
Need Someone Ugly To Bail Me Out…
WHERE ARE YOU??? |
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Bhagwanse Scooter Manga To Car Diya,
Ghar Manga To Bangla Diya,
Phone Manga To Mobile Diya,
Aur Jab Dost Manga To Tumhe Diya,
Aye Khuda Aakhri Baar Itna Zulm Kyon Kiya??? |
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Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??
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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..
Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo…………… |
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
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uestion: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving. |
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If someon Hurts You, Ignore it If You can't Ignore it, Forget it If You can't Forget, Laugh at it If You can't Laugh, You Deserve It |
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A Devil Came Running To My Room. He Wanted To Trouble Evil People. I Suggested Your Name “Oh No”, He Said, “We Should Not Disturb Our Seniors”… |
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Suraj se achha tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa pyara, aur tere jaisa aawaraa aur koi nahi!! |
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Kya Aankhein Kya Surat Kya Chehra Aapne Paya Hai, Jaise Peeple Ke Pedse Bhoot Utarke Aaya Hai, Bura Laga? To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao… |
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a mere dost Kya Hua agar chand ko apni chandni par gurrur he …..wah wah Kya Hua agar chand ko apni chandni par gurrur he …..wah wah main bhi kahta hoon ki mera dost langur he… |
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Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi” 1:____ main insan nehi hoon. 2:____ main hi chor hun. 3:____ main hi pagal hun. |
