Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.3

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied onerunner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”Exclaimed the Sardar

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyesclosed.His wife asked what you are doing?He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa:Ton! Ton! Ton!

Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?
Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hai.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLINGON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
HegaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.

Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.
The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage  . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?' 'Not at all,' replied the classmate.
'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him.
Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise building. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.'
'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your son.' 'I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. '
Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.'
'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’

Sardar ji is buying a TV"Do you have color TVs?
""Sure.""Give me a green one, please."

Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I’m falling in love.

Sardar ji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: Yes

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaintslike "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extrasheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extrasheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He gotirritated…drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
 Trying to hold on to a thought.

Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.

Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He gotirritated…drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.